Without a doubt, the Russian composer was homosexual but shhh… don’t say a word of it to the Russian Culture Minister. — Tchaikovsky’s Nutcracker invokes the cozy feeling of Christmas just as much gingerbread cookies, brightly-lit fir trees, and carols. It’s honestly one of the best things to come out of Russia besides Communism. Totally joking, vodka is definitely number one. On a serious note, Tchaikovsky was homosexual but the Russian Culture…